Jim worked as a cabin-boy on a small steamer. One morning he broke a coffeepot and threw it into the sea. When he brought in breakfast for the captain, he said, “May I ask you a question, sir?”
“Of course, you may,” said the captain, “What is it?”
“Is it a thing lost if you know where it is?” said Jim.
“Of course it isn't,” said the captain.
“Then your coffee-pot isn't lost, sir, because I know where it is,” said Jim with a smile.
“Where is it?” asked the captain.
“At the bottom of the sea.” said Jim.