Mr. Morrow was a very absent-minded man. Once he was reading earnestly on a train when the conductor asked him to show his ticket. Frantically Mr. Morrow searched for it.
“Never mind, Mr. Morrow,” the conductor said. “When you find it, mail it to the company. I'm certain you have it.”
“I know I have it,” answered Mr. Morrow. “But what I want to know is, where in the world an I going?”
